The one page that is not a joke
Privacy policy
Last updated: November 2026
killslop.dev is a satirical campaign website. The “Bureau of Slop Abatement” is fictional. The site is run by the KillSlop project, who is responsible for the personal data described here. Contact: [email protected].
What is collected
- Your email address, only if you submit the signup form, together with the time you subscribed, the campaign you subscribed through, and the fact that you ticked the consent box.
- Nothing from the self-assessment or the review drill. Both run entirely in your browser and send nothing anywhere.
- A spam check. When you use the signup form, Cloudflare Turnstile checks that you are a person. It processes technical details such as your IP address and browser characteristics for that purpose.
- Server logs. The site is hosted on Cloudflare, which processes IP addresses and request details to deliver and protect it.
The site sets no advertising or tracking cookies.
What your email address is used for
Occasional updates about an upcoming developer tool from the people behind this campaign: that it exists, what it is, and how to try it. It is used for nothing else. It is never sold, rented or shared for anyone else’s marketing.
The legal basis is your consent, which you can withdraw at any time.
Who processes it
- Cloudflare hosts the site, handles the signup request and stores the list of addresses.
- When the first update is sent, an email delivery service will be used to send it. This policy will name that service before any email goes out.
Cloudflare may process data outside your country, under its own data protection terms.
How long it is kept
Until you unsubscribe or ask for deletion. If the product is abandoned, the list is deleted.
Your choices
- Every email will carry a one-click unsubscribe link.
- You can ask to see, correct or delete your data, or object to its use, by writing to [email protected].
- You may also complain to your local data protection authority.
Changes
If this policy changes in a way that matters, the date above changes and subscribers are told by email.